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A Thought Less Pondered

Created on 2004-07-29 21:55:23 (#4000347), last updated 2006-02-16

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Name:	Victorian Spice
Birthdate:	07-10
Location:	Ontario, Canada
Website:	JeremyNortham@LiveJournal

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	victorian_spice User Number: 4000347 Date Created:2004-07-27 Number of Posts: 19
I like big cars and big paychecks. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution. I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next four years. I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back! ~George Carlin
Strengths: Irish blood and flaming red hair...need I say more?
Weaknesses: Movie villains, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Remus J. Lupin, vampires, elves, Jeremy Northam, Sean Bean, David Thewlis, Jason Issacs, Jeremy Irons, David Wenham and a billion other people.
Special Skills: Able to recite the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy word for word. Is triple jointed. Can eat three hot fudge sundaes in a row without gaining a pound...or throwing up. Can actually come up with plenty of stupid things to write on these things
Weapons: (See Strengths)
Favorite Quote: "Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall." ~William Shakespeare (Measure for Measure)

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